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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:47

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

How can I decorate my house creatively?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How come I can't stay sober?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do individuals with borderline personality disorder have awareness of their actions or do they believe their behavior is normal?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.